Stealth Ginger Ninja 101

by j9pers on August 29, 2009 · 0 comments

I went to the Dallas World Aquarium (which is amazingly cool, btw) with my daughter-in-law, Amber a couple of weeks ago.

Amber at the Aquarium

Amber at the Aquarium

Amber got to witness my Ninja-like stealth photography moves first hand.

Amber will likely never go anywhere with me again.

The point is that I saw some very cute redheads during my trip and I took the opportunity to use my Stealth Ginger Ninja method of discreetly taking photos of people. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you get busted. (More on that in a minute)

Look at that hair!

Cute Ginger Boy

I realize this is blurry, but I love the total gingery-ness of it

I realize this is blurry, but I love the total gingery-ness of it

Since I have a non-discreet camera the size of a Chrysler stuck to my face, I pretend to be casually aiming at something interesting very near the subject. Then, when the opportunity arises, I quickly move the camera over, take the shot and move it right back up to the interesting thing very near the subject.

Ginger girl at the aquarium
Cute Ginger Girl

This is the crucial moment where I realize that I’ve not yet reached the true rank of Ninja and get the scary “Did you just take a picture of my child??!!” look from the protective POG. (And where a daughter-in- law saunters away pretending to be a passerby.)

Just before I get "the look."

About 2 seconds before I got “the look.”

At this point I have my business card and my “elevator pitch” ready.

I wonder if real Ninjas carry business cards for “off” days?

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